I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork.Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?.What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour.Fall Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it.Fall Daylight Savings: I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time.So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends.I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”.I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… ( Fall Jokes).I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes… ( Spring Jokes).I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months.Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time.Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” ( Labor Day Jokes & Career Blogs).Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.
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